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The 3:30am wake up call

It's never a good one - and your heart sinks as you leap (or stumble blindly in my case) into action. Arrive in child's room. Attempt to see the problem through pre-dawn gloom... to be greeted with:

"My bed's being sarcastic!!!" wailed at full voice.

Translation = I've kicked off my blankies, it's 5degC, I'm freezing and can't get the blankies back on the bed.

Parental attempt to muffle hysterical laughter - fail.